Language of Love

The only words a man needs to know When he leaves his wedding day Is yes dear and no dear while nodding his head And of course whatever you say It seems like men get dumber When they put on that wedding ring His house is not his castle And He's no longer the king He tells her, "No, your're not getting fat" At least twenty times a day While biting his tongue 'til he can't even talk When her mother comes over to stay "Take out the trash and feed the dog" "Dont forget to mow the grass" While taking the blame for that stinky smell Each time she passes gas But what happened to that make-up? It's now a thing of the past And now she screams "Get out of bed" "Good morning" didn't last They say that marriage is blissful And there's nothing greater in life And now you know my opinion But I still better ask my wife