Lady Named Mary

Lady Named Mary

There once was a lady named Mary -
Covid nineteen to her  -quite scary;
Toilet paper running low -
Stay at home - this she did know;
Everything getting quite hairy!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 5/5/2020 3:05:00 AM
very witty indeed and its so important to still retain a sense of humour during these difficult times:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/4/2020 10:18:00 AM
I can sure relate to the TP and getting hairy! Fun limerick and so timely!
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2020 3:06:00 AM
I've cut (I should mean hacked lol) about 4 inches off my hair its much more manageable now!:-) hugs jan xx
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 5/4/2020 11:17:00 PM
We may all look like shaggy dogs when this is done. Thanks for the visit and the smile. Blessings my friend!
Date: 5/3/2020 10:56:00 PM
A limerick of present times. Well done. Liked it. Best. Mohan
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 5/4/2020 11:12:00 PM
Thanks, Mohan! So glad you liked it. I didn't want to make light of Covid nineteen. But, there are some things we just have to smile about.
Date: 5/3/2020 8:44:00 PM
Ha, ha! Scariest thing is when TP runs low. What a crisis! lol. ~ gw
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 5/4/2020 11:04:00 PM
Trying not to stockpile but the temptation is almost overwhelming! Thanks for the tee-hee - truly a crisis.
Date: 5/3/2020 5:26:00 PM
The loo roll shortage lol. Have soup mailed you Sam. Tom
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 5/4/2020 11:00:00 PM
Thanks again Tom. Seems the scarcity of TP has really struck a chord!
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