Ladies' Night

On Ladies' Night, there was A little discount on the drinks, A custom quite old-fashioned And surprising, too, methinks. Who wouldn't like the bill reduced When going out to eat? A savings of some buckeroos Is always kind of sweet. But Ladies' Night in modern times Just sounds so not P.C. It harkens back to times before So-called equality. The purpose then (and maybe now) Was getting women soused So men would have the chance (they hoped) To get a gal unbloused. My dinner with a girlfriend Got me two bucks off my beer, With not a man in sight To give a glance or, much less, leer.