Ladies, I'M In a Quandary

LADIES, I'm IN A QUANDARY Ladies, my Hubby once a year, joins his cronies on the quay. Down on the river watching the … “unloading” at dawn. Ladies, he gave me a quaint perfume, expects to smell its scent on me, and my platinum colored hair, I hate scent … but it really turns him on. Ladies, I’m in a real QUANDARY, Biblically speaking, his Quiver is full, lots of ammo doesn’t shoot blanks, pray not … inseminates me. Ladies this is what I may have to do, I may poise myself to do penance. Because I’ll fake a headache when he returns, Ladies gotta prevent … unwanted pregnancy. March I. 2021 copyright Contest: P’s and Q’s Sponsor: Michelle. Faulkner