Kung Fu Chop Suey

This poem was written for my friend Sonya Mako Wong Kung Fu Chop Suey On my twenty-fifth birthday off to China's best travelled I went So very unfruitful and unaware I enormously lost all my money thus spent, Then I entered a Chinese restaurant and telephoned Tonya Chang's, Alas, I'd aimed to relinquish my yearnings of humble hunger pangs. In a strategic moment, I ordered chop suey and a plate full of spring rolls, Also, a full bottle of plonk to keep out the shivering unwanted cold I ate so fast and drank like a half drowned starved tinkler, Putting my hands in my pockets, found nothing but frozen fingers. Found out I did not have enough money to pay for the food bill Right there and then decided to leave when it was quiet and so still, But then once outside, all to my eyes was shocked with utter surprise, Were all the waiters standing there with venom in their piercing eyes! They all did many kungFu chops unto my veiled eyes, then stamped on my head their obvious contempt was to leave me so bruised and so very dead, They attacked me like a lunging tiger in heat, then I was so still and prone, For my blood had rippled and muscles were strung out and splintered right to the bone. They surely unravelled me, inadequately back then that was so very sure, A quite eventful birthday present to remember full of much violence and gore I lay in a hospital for an extended six or seven long months or weeks, All this had happened for a simple plate of chop suey and fresh leaks. You do plenty of silly things when your young-ha ha! And that was all a blur!!