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Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature) I learned that Kombucha best be kept refrigerated lest said probiotic drink served at room temperature (incorporating live bacteria) erupts chia seeds flying everywhere potentially causing serious damage to consumer as nearly happened to yours truly, nonetheless patronizes company(ies), who manufacture aforementioned healthy beverage. Analogous to other fermented brews, one must cultivate an acquired taste regarding delicately sipping Kombucha now if you will kindly excuse wordsmith henpecked and away from Macbook Pro fortunately satisfied with poem thus far. Hello, I got back to laptop today - December fourth 2021 after few hours elapsed got hunger pangs during brief hiatus experienced relapse concerning craving vegetarian hypocrite's delight meat product constituted chicken sausage, which greasy entree invariably caused cholesterol to spike. The missus (a plump carnivore to the bone with plucky constitution) vowed never to purchase named poultry appurtenance ever again so help me dog, cuz she (connoisseur of gluten free foods) attempts to promote healthy eating. Indeed buzzfeeding body, mind and spirit courtesy fruits and vegetables ideally, preferably, and undeniably organic helps me feel emotionally, mentally and spiritually fit able, eager and willing to staunch the flow, whereby yours truly would become deceased, thus imperative to jot obit before that instant I exit stage door left, the only occasion witnessing ala bumbling and fumbling performance (despite unalterable fact that life haint no dress rehearsal) courtesy painless suicide exhibiting true grit regarding one generic long haired pencil necked geek, whose demise undermined, when his lovely bones deteriorated analogous to rotted fascia and soffit.

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