Know Which Way the Wind Blows

"A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache," Quote by, Catherine the Great (A gush of wind slights and pauses alighting a piece of paper to rest between two men lounging atop of beach chairs sipping on iced tea from two tall glasses) *Mr.(I)dealist & Mr. (R)ealist (I): Wherefrom did this piece of paper hail? (R): OMGoodness! Why not ask the paper? (I): How silly can you be? You know that the piece of paper is an inanimate entity, ergo, bears no voice. (R): Then I will simply say to you, why ask me if what you say be thus? (I): Then I will answer you, why not ask the wind since it bears life, hence, it has a voice. (R): Howbeit so, that the wind have a voice? (I): Simply by sucking on your middle finger and then hold it up, singularly, then you will feel the wind's answer--I would thank you to face your outstretched finger opposite from me. (R): Ahh! Now I can feel that winds answer and it hails from behind us where that lonely house sits and its upstairs glass doors are left wide opened. That was profoundly impressive of you. (I): Providence had nothing to do with that. It's thanks to me having graduated cum laude. (R): Didn't make summa, hmm? Now why are YOU holding your finger up? (I): I feel a storm brewing.