Knock Knock I'M Not Dead

I was taking a nap And some old chap Closed the coffin as he heard angels sing Knock knock who's there It's me! I'm not dead Now open the damn lid to this thing He fell to his knees Took off his cap And uttered a few words for my soul I was banging and shouting Freaking him out He was fast losing total control I managed somehow To break open the lid And sat up and glared at this chap By now he was babbling In a strange foreign language Running around eating his cap Leaped down to the floor Dusted myself off Got ready to get on with my day Heard him gurgle His face turning purple He keeled over dead and I prayed So I picked up this chap Lifted him into the coffin And closed the lid once again But now it was me Who heard banging inside Must be a serious glitch in my brain Knock knock who's there It's me! I'm not dead Now open the damn lid and you'll see The words that I heard As I got on my horse And galloped away from the scene © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
June 24, 2015 at 5:28 PM
Hilarious!!! I really love this one! Your poetry makes me smile. Always, Laura
Eastman Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 10:17 AM
Hubby and I agree... This is one of your VERY BEST poems! We utterly loved it! Dragon needed explainations! Silly Dragon has never sen a coffin... He's hiding under the bed as I write... Mumbling... We'll never get him in one of those things... Sigh... Perhaps he was to young to tell... LOL... But he is cute with his but sticking up in the air while he tries to crawl under...
Ellison Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 11:53 AM
Having to re-post some oldies... my muse is nowhere to be seen! Bear with me! xxx
Roper Avatar
June 21, 2015 at 10:09 PM
Haha... enjoyed it, Jack. Hugs Eve
Ellison Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 11:54 AM
Happy to hear it! Mission accomplished then! Love, Jack xxx
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June 21, 2015 at 5:56 PM
Enjoyed! Jack, very nice... Verlena
Ellison Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 11:55 AM
Once again... thank you dear Verlena! Come back when you can... love, Jack xxx
Mandani Avatar
June 21, 2015 at 11:07 AM
You 'knocked' me 'dead'!! Nice write. Loved the humor.
Ellison Avatar
June 21, 2015 at 11:24 AM
LOL Glad you got a kick out of it my friend! Cheers!
Merryman Avatar
June 21, 2015 at 9:55 AM
I like your humorous tall tale, Jack! Love, Kim
Ellison Avatar
June 21, 2015 at 10:28 AM
Thanks a bunch dear Kim... happy to hear it gave you a giggle! Love, Jack xxx
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June 21, 2015 at 8:48 AM
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June 21, 2015 at 9:05 AM
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