Knickers
Twenty detectives all hand picked
Trying to find the knickers that have just been nicked
They have searched all day but nothing has clicked
I'm sure this case has got them licked .
They asked me for my pass
As I entered my class
They even had the cheek to follow me to mass
If they think it was me they can kiss my @*>
It seems because the weather had been fine
The knickers were hung on a washing line
in the back garden of a friend of mine
and now these coppers are looking for a sign .
They've looked in my garden shed
under the pillows on my bed
I was so angry my face was red
They were just eliminating me they said .
Now they've gone to have a crack
at the neighbours down the track
He's even made the coppers a coffee and a snack
While they're gone i'll put the knickers back,.
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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