Knickers

Twenty detectives all hand picked Trying to find the knickers that have just been nicked They have searched all day but nothing has clicked I'm sure this case has got them licked . They asked me for my pass As I entered my class They even had the cheek to follow me to mass If they think it was me they can kiss my @*> It seems because the weather had been fine The knickers were hung on a washing line in the back garden of a friend of mine and now these coppers are looking for a sign . They've looked in my garden shed under the pillows on my bed I was so angry my face was red They were just eliminating me they said . Now they've gone to have a crack at the neighbours down the track He's even made the coppers a coffee and a snack While they're gone i'll put the knickers back,.