Knickers

Twenty detectives all hand picked
Trying to find the knickers that have just been nicked
They have searched all day but nothing has clicked
I'm sure this case has got them licked . 

They asked me for my pass
As I entered my class
They even had the cheek to follow me to mass
If they think it was me they can kiss my @*>

It seems because the weather had been fine
The knickers were hung on a washing line 
in the back garden of a friend of mine
and now these coppers are looking for a sign .

They've looked in my garden shed
under the pillows on my bed
I was so angry my face was red
They were just eliminating me they said .

Now they've gone to have a crack 
at the neighbours down the track 
He's even made the coppers a coffee and a snack 
While they're gone i'll put the knickers back,.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Manassian Avatar
February 27, 2014 at 10:15 AM
That's a good boy....;-) Stealing knickers....reallt now!!! So you're Brit??? Loved the humor here!!€
Watson Avatar
February 27, 2014 at 10:29 AM
LOL Shhh , You never know if those detectives are still watching . I'm from Yorkshire in England Eileen.
Onclaud Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 11:07 AM
you funny devil... great stuff, darren!..huggs
Watson Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 12:43 PM
Thank you Just me having a mad moment . lol
Smith Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 10:41 AM
Oh yes very funny Darren
Watson Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Thanks Tim I couldn't sleep last night and thought I'd send myself up .
Collins Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 7:09 AM
You little mischief. love, Kathy
Watson Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 12:46 PM
Thanks Kathy Just the little boy in me playing . lol
Vaso Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 12:41 AM
Hilarious!!!! A great write!!!!
Watson Avatar
February 8, 2014 at 12:49 PM
Thanks Arthur Just a bit of fun , Delighted it made you smile.
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