King Arthur in the Football Age

"King Arthur, get off the couch...
and stand up straight.  Don't slouch." 
"Who asked you Guinivere - 
gimme another beer",
said the legendary grouch.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Edmonds  Avatar
March 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Guinivere did go and get the beer-But in a water pistol, I fear-He woke with a start-And a broken heart-Shedding many a wartery tear.
Crandall Avatar
March 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Haha, I should say, it serves him right!
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