Kim's Carnival of Care

She's a sweet young lady Smart as a whip Determined, and trustful too As my ex-coworker I got to know her through and through We shared thousands of meals And thousands of laughs While this poor girl did all the work I sat there, shameful, lazily like a jerk Eating pretzels, reading my book I'll never understand how she took Such responsibility at such a young age With school, and work, and more Their's only one thing i'm sure of This young lady I most adore She's like the long wanted daughter And best friend as well, you see When I do something stupid (moi?) She'll strongly chastise me When she thinks I've been bibulous (hey ,I snuck a $10 word in here!) She'll ream my very soul She's never very frivolous She'll just dig me a new ___hole.( ha ha ha..oooow, that hurts!) So darling Kim I tell you How proud you've made me be A Master's degree is coming!!! Oh wow and woop woop wee! I trust you won't get too, too smart For me to understand With brains like your's I know for sure You'll have the upper hand!! All my love, all my respect... Keep on truck'en kiddo!! You're the best!!! tom the tramp (pretzelman)