Kill Bill: the Eulogy (A Serious Monologue)

Putting words in "MY" mouth was your FIRST and LAST mistake! "I" must destroy you now. I wonder how long will this take. I really don't want to hear any excuse that you could make. I officially changed your name to FakeJaketheSnake! Don't bother denying it! You know exactly what you did. So, get to running little rabbit! Silly tricks really are for KIDS! What you did really stinks to high heaven; you little coward. But, you will be cleaned up, when, upon you, my words get showered. When I'm done with you, for mercy my words will make you beg. Now, what do YOU call a man, with a hole between his legs. If you had something to say, you should have put it in a post. Don't play with me! A coward is what I despise the most! The "Destroyer" and "THE'great'ONE" is where you should have kept your tricks. But, since you tried to play ME, in your mouth you must get kicked. If you had beef with her, then you should have kept it there. I was not involved in that mess! I truly did not care! YOU are the one, who got "THE'great'ONE" out of the way, And as soon as she "WISES UP," P.D. will make you pay! Please explain to me: "What did you get out of this in the end?" Was this just about making her lose two of her friends? You coward. You snake. You little speck of a man! If no one else can call you out, then I certainly can. Your sneaky snakey nature is about to be faced, Since the "MAIL" that "YOU" sent "ME" never ever got erased! Therefore, I have the evidence clearly within hand. So, soon, I will make sure that EVERYONE understands. You really should have found another way to do your bidding. You involved the wrong guy, and I'm not even "KIDDING!" You should have been honest...the way a REAL man is suppose to. Now, it is within my power and my pleasure to expose you! THIS situation for you can do nothing more than worsen, Because like I said before, you just messed with the WRONG PERSON!