Kill Bill: the Eulogy (A Serious Monologue)

Putting words in "MY" mouth was your FIRST and LAST mistake!
"I" must destroy you now. I wonder how long will this take.
I really don't want to hear any excuse that you could make.
I officially changed your name to FakeJaketheSnake!
Don't bother denying it! You know exactly what you did.
So, get to running little rabbit! Silly tricks really are for KIDS!
What you did really stinks to high heaven; you little coward.
But, you will be cleaned up, when, upon you, my words get showered.
When I'm done with you, for mercy my words will make you beg.
Now, what do YOU call a man, with a hole between his legs.
If you had something to say, you should have put it in a post.
Don't play with me! A coward is what I despise the most!
The "Destroyer" and "THE'great'ONE" is where you should have kept your tricks.
But, since you tried to play ME, in your mouth you must get kicked.
If you had beef with her, then you should have kept it there.
I was not involved in that mess! I truly did not care!
YOU are the one, who got "THE'great'ONE" out of the way,
And as soon as she "WISES UP," P.D. will make you pay!
Please explain to me: "What did you get out of this in the end?"
Was this just about making her lose two of her friends?
You coward. You snake. You little speck of a man!
If no one else can call you out, then I certainly can.
Your sneaky snakey nature is about to be faced,
Since the "MAIL" that "YOU" sent "ME" never ever got erased!
Therefore, I have the evidence clearly within hand.
So, soon, I will make sure that EVERYONE understands.
You really should have found another way to do your bidding.
You involved the wrong guy, and I'm not even "KIDDING!"
You should have been honest...the way a REAL man is suppose to.
Now, it is within my power and my pleasure to expose you!
THIS situation for you can do nothing more than worsen,
Because like I said before, you just messed with the WRONG PERSON!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 4/29/2016 2:29:00 PM
I have my very first hate mail framed in my home. Coincidently, my very first hate mail was this poem....Hope you're well arch nemesis.
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Date: 8/11/2010 7:04:00 AM
don't play the fool kidster. you did not know that p.d. and i chatted and all she had to do was mention one little catch phrase that only appeared in YOUR soup mail to me. so i knew exactly where it came from, unless p.d. is the one who is the lier in this scenario. as far as you slamming me...more like not a bloody chance in hell old man!
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Date: 8/11/2010 5:21:00 AM
Anger and hate directed toward the angry and the hateful only "feed" them it is "their food". So I guess, be careful who gets eaten up? And don't feed a fire wood?
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Date: 8/10/2010 11:30:00 PM
PS I came to this becuase I LOVED the movie Kill Bill but this was sure not about the movie. haha
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Date: 8/10/2010 11:29:00 PM
wow, half of this I don't get it. Not in the loop with THIS one at all. But it is sure intense. And I think you have a great way with words. Luv, Andrea ps. Love what you said about melons!
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Date: 8/10/2010 8:48:00 PM
intense..
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Date: 8/10/2010 4:35:00 PM
Your very first mistake was jumping to the wrong conclusion. When all of the smoke clears, you'll discover your dillusion. You make it sound as if I did something to you that was cruel. When the truth is revealed, You're Gonna Feel Like Such A Fool. Just for the record, I have no gripe with you, but I could slam you to bloody hell if I chose to. Continue your war with Her Majesty. I'm retired from this game. I'm now Slam Free. Best Wishes Always cobb dakarai. Sincerely, theKidster, SillyBilly.
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Date: 8/10/2010 3:14:00 PM
ohhhhhh JUST READ THIS POWERFUL READ MY DEAREST ....s mail let me know whats going on .... thank you for such kind remarks on my work my dearest poet man x chat soon keep smiling x
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Date: 8/10/2010 2:03:00 PM
there is nothing fun about being accused of saying something that i did not say. i am a highly intelligent and extremely articulate individual. i don't need anyone putting words in my mouth. and i do mean "anyone." as in i will destroy anyone who does it again. and you know exactly who you are. you got something to say to me, then put in a post and prepare for a reaction. this was an appetizer. the main course will turn your insides out.
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Date: 8/10/2010 12:51:00 PM
DOC,Thanx's U 4 a wOnderful. POem. A nice way tO EXPRESS wOrds * luv~ SKAT
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Date: 8/10/2010 12:51:00 PM
oi ,,lol,, Dakarai. You are the only poet who does not play for fun..Nice poem,,have a nice one,.p.d.
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Date: 8/10/2010 9:59:00 AM
Ouch, someone stepped on your toes I see Dakarai. Love, Carol
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