Kicking Some Mouse Butt
Kicking Some Mouse Butt
I can since when a rodent is there,
I bet he's dropping his disgusting feces everywhere,
This thing outsmarted every mousetrap I bought,
It ate the cheese right off the trap and didn't even get caught,
I saw the hungry little beast eating crumbs off the toaster,
So I decided to give it a piece of my mind,
But just as I was about to hit it with my hammer,
The sucker got away just in time,
One day while sitting in the living room,
Watching my favorite episode of family ties,
I found the filthy sucker sitting on top of my t.v set,
Laughing and looking at me with his dark beady eyes,
This mouse thinks he's clever,
But I'll tell you what,
When it comes to man vs mouse,
I'm kicking some mouse butt,
This is no longer a joke,
This is man vs beast,
Than when I'm done I'll give it to the cat,
So she can have one heck of a feast,
But before I do that I'll smack it around,
So he will warn his Stinky relatives about never coming around,
You can call me crazy funny but guess what,
I'm dead serious,
I'm kicking some mouse butt!
Copyright © Candace Hodges | Year Posted 2016
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