Kelp's Interveiw With the Bigsky

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING mR. MICROPHONE MAN! I'M THE BEST THING TO COME ALONG SINCE THE FULL NELSON I AM THE BEST THING TO COME ALONG SINCE WRESTLING BOOTS YOU PEOPLE NEED TO RECOGNIZE CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL WHEN YOU SE IT. THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITY WHATS TO FILL SEATS I FILL SEATS SOMETIME THAT IDOITS IN THE CHEAPSEATS GET'S THE CHEERS STARTED AND THE BUMPLING FOOLS IN THE FRONT ROW STAND IN AWE OF ME THEY KNOW I'M THE BEST THEY BOO AND CHEER ME BECAUSE I AM THE BEST THE JERK'S ON THE COMMITY NEED TO RECOGNIZE WHAT'S RIGHTS FOR ME IS RIGHT FOR WRESTLING AND THATS AINT FOOLS GOLD THA'S THE REAL THING MR. MICROPHONE STAND (PAUSING) WHAAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE? TELL YOU WHAT IT IS... I OOZE GREATNESS IT BECOMES ME THAT TINGLE YOUR HAVING IS CAUSE YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH SOMETHING SPECAIL. THAT KETTLER IS GONNA REALIZE WHY THEY PAY ME THE BIG BUCKS, AND THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITY WILL COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR I'M GONNA ANWSER AND WHEN I DO: I'M GONNA TELL EM. THE FIRST ONE IN GET'S OFF HIS KNEES LAST AND THAT YOU CAN TELL YOUR MOMA!"