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Keepin Up

Got a wild hair and found a younger woman did I. Took a trip oh howtime did fly. I wake up she already ran three miles. Going eighty down the interstate. she's doing more than playing with the dials. Last night in the sack. She turned into a gymnast and almost broke my back. Now im looking through the phone book begging her ex boyfriend to take up the slack. If there ever was a foutian of youth I wish sombody would pour me a cup. Cause im having a hell of a time keepin up. For the first time I gotta chick askin hey you asleep? Gonna change my name to Dracula with the hours I keep. Took her to the track and she out ran a horse. Some guy looked to me and asked. You gonna take her to the derby? To which I replied of course. One night she asked wouldnt this be great to do forever? Hit the ground running. Saying baby I gotta check the weather. You know this old dog just aint no young pup. I might be on oxygen and in a electric wheelchair. But im keepin up.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 5/18/2009 3:42:00 PM
lol! this is a great poem, made me smile! great write keep this up!
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Date: 5/15/2009 9:48:00 AM
-smiles- well this made me laugh. Nice job John.
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Date: 5/13/2009 11:31:00 PM
youth of heart is what i see here flourishing,this write is fun my friend--babi o gotta go and check the weather?ow myyy what did she do to you,,run my friend run---wonderful john,i like this one too----charma
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Date: 5/12/2009 3:24:00 PM
haha i love this..gave me a laugh!
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Date: 5/11/2009 2:12:00 PM
John, this is hilariously funny, I am sure this young vixen can keep you young at heart! Always a joy coming to your page.
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Date: 5/11/2009 12:11:00 PM
Lots of hearty laughs in this wildly funny poem, John! Straight to my favorites it goes. My late husband John was 19 years older than I and we talked about what it might be like as we grew older. You capture John's sense of humor so well! THANK YOU... Love, Carolyn
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