Karate Pee

I once was a boy who was scared of his karate teacher the most,
He would yell and scream, our faces would be so close.
During one lesson, I had to go number one and time was running out fast,
I didn’t dare ask him to go, so there I went in the middle of class,
The girl next to me pointed at the puddle, and screamed “Ewww! That’s gross!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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July 9, 2016 at 12:03 PM
Funny... so funny....I love it. Linda
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July 8, 2016 at 7:23 PM
Your instructor literally scared the pee out of you, lol! Cute and funny poem Gerald that made me smile!:)
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