Just Two Weeks-Buzzwords

“Just two weeks to flatten the curve!” So wear your mask! Of all the nerve! Yes, two arms’ length, six feet apart to save a life and show some heart. We can’t let the old covids roam, So send them to the nursing home! Hydroxychloriquine? No thanks! They sell that where you buy fish tanks! Joe Rogan says, “Ivermectin!” It’s goat dewormer for the win! So get two jabs; before it’s through You’ll likely need a booster too! Pandemic of the crude unvaxxed; Mandates will stop this in its tracks! The blue checks moan their moral fall; Seems omicron has come for all. (for the Buzzword contest)