Just Relax My Friend

Do I need a book to tell me to relax?
I can’t believe you told me that

Why would I need a book to show me
How to relax or how to be me

You’d think I’d be the expert on all things me
For I’ve known me throughout my whole history 

I know everything there is to know
I even know how I know

So don’t tell me now I need to relax
I can’t even believe you came up with that!

Now why are you looking at me so?
Maybe my voice is a little loud, you know

And maybe I get uptight when things are newer 
Like who needs a program for a coffee brewer

I’m used to all the old stuff 
You know me I make a fuss

When something or someone changes the plans
Why can’t the original things just stand

I still see that quizzical look on your face
Why do I feel so out of place

Well maybe just let me take a quick look
Since you already went and bought the dumb book


A funny little poem for a friend 
- 02/01/21 4PM
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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De Beaulieu Avatar
February 4, 2021 at 11:04 AM
hello C.A. Burkett, I relate tothe verses seven, eight, and nine. Enjoy your day my friend.
De Beaulieu Avatar
February 7, 2021 at 4:11 PM
Hello C.A. Bukett, yes it is good to relax. LOL and they should. Enjoy your evening my friend.
Burkett Avatar
February 7, 2021 at 8:37 AM
I have a friend who when they read this would say the same. I would love to tell them to “just relax”, lol. Have a great day too, C.A.
Wolf Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 7:40 PM
It IS funny. In fact, it is hilarious, methinks. So witty and sarcastic, without being overtly snide. Love it, C.A! Kudos, Gershon
Burkett Avatar
February 1, 2021 at 8:45 PM
I’m glad you like to laugh! -C.A.
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