Gershon Wolf Poet Lyric

Julie Andrews Throws Up

 ~ From "The Sound of Music" ~

   
     Roaches on rye bread
        with spiders and fixings
     Vomit plus cream cheese
         blending and mixing

     Dogmeat and monkey
         Plus dark raven wings
      These are a few of
         her favorite things

      When the skunk farts
         When the bear fights
      When the wasp bites
          and --- WHEN the bee stings

      These are a few of her favorite things
          JUST A FEW ~ of her favorite things!

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Regina Elliott January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM Good one, Gershon:) kind of reminds me of my “Fartina” and “Pissy Pants” poems. Your poem here is a delight for the New Year!

David Crandall January 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM Haha, this one's a crackup. You certainly already had me with the title.

Paula Goldsmith January 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM I love her song and your crazy write. Thanks for the laugh.  Have A Fun Day Writing Away..............

Karen Jones January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM Rotfl! You are so silly!

John Lawless January 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM I shall FAVE this in the hope it will become POTD...commit it to memory and sing it to my grandkids

Yann Rolland January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM what a surprise, excellent poem, i thought she was a nice girl, reading with pleasure have a nice day

Joe Maverick January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM I always knew you had some romance In your soul G W....And you need to use It if this anything to go by.? LOL))) different though.' All blessings..

Chetta Achara January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM She had her dark side? Who knew? Creepy and bizarre, but I sang it to the tune as I read it. Well done!