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Juicy Melons

I’ve got a couple of juicy melons
They are dangling so temptingly
Round with plump firm flesh
Shame they aren’t ready for picking yet!

Now now what were you thinking guys …
It’s the first year I’ve grown them in my greenhouse!

Jan Allison
14th August 2014

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Maurice Yvonne Date: 9/5/2014 4:27:00 PM i wouldn't care where you grew them as long as you brought them with you to bed. A real gem of a poem and as to what i was thinking. i was thinking of fruits, you know fruits as in gay men and how they don't care much for a nice set of melons. not that there is anything wrong with being gay. i have been inspired thank you. Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 9/5/2014 4:45:00 PM you're the one writing all the pornographic poetry. why are you picking on me? Jan Allison Date: 9/5/2014 4:35:00 PM LOL I dread to go to the new poems and see what you have come up with Maurice I am blushing already LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Robin Davis Date: 8/20/2014 11:23:00 PM Jan Very humorous and entertaining. I bet all the guys out there were thinking of "other" melons. LOL I have a poem you might enjoy. http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=563824 Thank you for the great comment on my Alphabet poem Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2014 2:17:00 AM thanks for the lovely comment as ever Robin:-) hugs jan xxx

Peter Dome Date: 8/19/2014 6:33:00 PM Well Jan I wasn't thinking anything. apart from green house, is that a new trendy word for a bra, or ladies milk bottle containers?. well done with your melons. it reminds me to check my sprouts. take care Pete. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/19/2014 6:39:00 PM No melons growing in my greenhouse I found another one today - am trying to grow butternut squashes too - love them for soup mmmmmm - i wont stay in the greenhouse too long or my melons might get bigger too lol

Jslambert Mister Roboto Date: 8/16/2014 12:01:00 PM excellent! Much better than E.D.B.D Mellons. Or even E.D.B.D.T.D.'s!~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2014 12:07:00 PM LOL thanks so much for the comment Mr Roboto always a joy to see your comments:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 8/15/2014 1:10:00 PM They grow in green houses??? I am sure there will be some fellows wanting their girlfriends and wives to take up gardening *lol*. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/15/2014 1:12:00 PM LOL Richard - I may have to spend a few hours in my greenhouse tending mine LOL :-) Hugs Jan xxxx

Toquyen Harrell Date: 8/15/2014 10:05:00 AM And here I thought you wrote it for the men haha. Juicy yeah Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/15/2014 12:10:00 PM Ohhh as if LOL.... you know me so well!!! Hugs jan xxx

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri Date: 8/15/2014 1:59:00 AM U said u werent hinting at anyting else? How come i spy a notty teasin tinge of comparison, or maybe coincidentaly just yestrday i was readin a piece by a Western lady writer on site writing.com who wrote, 'i found him staring at my boobs, so i questioned him, hey you like my watermelons.?'.! I even postd her a coment sayin, 'u westners r pretty bold to ask yor dates sth like that'. But i enjoyd yor fabulous poem on real fruit. Nice to read u again poetess jan. Take care. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/15/2014 4:38:00 AM Oh I love writing poems with subtle innuendo LOL - thought this one would get people going and it has :-) :-) :-) thanks for the lovely comment:-) Hugs jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/15/2014 1:16:00 AM haha, and where is that dang Darren? I am sure he would have loved to be in on THIS poem!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/15/2014 4:37:00 AM LOL I haven't lost my sense of humour Andrea - mail :-) Hugs Jan xxxx

Debbie Guzzi Date: 8/14/2014 6:58:00 PM Such a tease ;) Light & Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/14/2014 7:02:00 PM LOL Thank Debbie that made me chuckle! Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance Date: 8/14/2014 4:49:00 PM Oh Melons sure are delish! :) cute poem Jan you made me smile..:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/14/2014 4:54:00 PM seeing YOU here has made ME smile:-) hugs Jan xxxx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/14/2014 4:12:00 PM : )Tnks for sharing this humorous poem..I needed something positive today sweet Jan..I have pulped peaches,cherry tomatoes and hot chili peppers in the back yard.Hubby love pulped peaches but hey Im sure He love melons too and even little cherries..hehe : ) Login to Reply Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/14/2014 4:15:00 PM Jan Allison Date: 8/14/2014 4:14:00 PM LOL. Ohh Charmaine that sounds absolutely delicious - mmmmm I can't wait to visit in October and try some of the local delicacies:-) Hugs Jan xxx Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/14/2014 4:14:00 PM I meant He loves : ).

Sara Kendrick Date: 8/14/2014 4:05:00 PM Tasty watermelon, cantaloupe, or honey dew..Enjoyed reading this one today..Thanks for the visit...Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/14/2014 4:08:00 PM No idea what they are Sara my friend gave me the plants and now they are taking over the greenhouse along with my courgette and butternut squash plants I just hope the fine weather holds here and they actually get ripe enough to eat:-) Hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith Date: 8/14/2014 3:33:00 PM Mmmm...love me some ripe melons :)....I know what I was thinking... .....hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/14/2014 3:34:00 PM Tim I'm truly shocked you thought it was anything other than to do with fruit ... as if I would insinuate that in a write! LOL Hugs Jan xxx