Judging Made Easy

I'm gonna post a contest I know no one will win With a list of many rules That will make your noggin spin And if some how you understand That list a mile long I'm sure if I look hard enough I'll find your spelling wrong So, Go ahead and write away And do your very best This complicated style Will put you to the test Yes, this will be more like work It sure won't be much fun But it will all be worth it If you just make number one Think about how proud you'll feel With your name high on that list But glory's something you won't find You'll only end up p**sed But I'll take my time in judging As it drags out over days Then right besides your christian name I'll type a big " N/A" ................HeeeeeeeYahhhhhhh !!!!