John's Bum

A dear friend by the name of John W Once with his doctor had a rendezvous Doc figured out how come He had moss on his bum It'd been months since John's had a poo © Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Eastman Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 10:44 AM
EWWWW!!!! Hey... Talking about Poo's... Dragon went outside to dump a load on my roses... and sunk in the mud... I believe our Giving him a bath wil take months... and months... since he's now stuck in the tub... Holy Moses!... Yeah it don't rhyme... but WE love it! Not so much Dragon! LOL
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 11:03 AM
Don't know to expect as a retort... maybe I'll change my name! LOL xxx
Allison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 9:37 AM
ewww - err I hope John is honoured with this one Jack lol:-) Maybe seeing this in print will scare the cr*p out of him :-) Hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 9:44 AM
I know, I know, it's a crappy subject for a poem! LOL Hugs dear Jan xxx
Chakrabarty Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 9:04 AM
Oh for John's famous bum (Jack is a Livingstone )...not a common moss I suppose...Rajat
Ellison Avatar
March 8, 2015 at 9:35 AM
I expect a retort from my good friend, John! I'm nervous! LOL
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