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John's Bum

A dear friend by the name of John W Once with his doctor had a rendezvous Doc figured out how come He had moss on his bum It'd been months since John's had a poo © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 3/8/2015 10:44:00 AM
EWWWW!!!! Hey... Talking about Poo's... Dragon went outside to dump a load on my roses... and sunk in the mud... I believe our Giving him a bath wil take months... and months... since he's now stuck in the tub... Holy Moses!... Yeah it don't rhyme... but WE love it! Not so much Dragon! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2015 11:03:00 AM
Don't know to expect as a retort... maybe I'll change my name! LOL xxx
Date: 3/8/2015 9:37:00 AM
ewww - err I hope John is honoured with this one Jack lol:-) Maybe seeing this in print will scare the cr*p out of him :-) Hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/8/2015 9:44:00 AM
I know, I know, it's a crappy subject for a poem! LOL Hugs dear Jan xxx
Date: 3/8/2015 9:04:00 AM
Oh for John's famous bum (Jack is a Livingstone )...not a common moss I suppose...Rajat
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/8/2015 9:35:00 AM
I expect a retort from my good friend, John! I'm nervous! LOL

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