John Smith

Once knew a fellow by the name of John Smith With a name so common something must be amiss Perhaps a shady past Molested some lass Or perhaps threw his mummy-in-law off a cliff
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Murray Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 4:58 PM
Wasn't he the one who married Pocahontas?
Ellison Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 5:15 PM
AHA!!! Knew I heard that name before!!! LOL However, I'm sure there have been many others not so famous!!! How's your day gone so far, my dear Jean? Love and happiness to you dear friend!!! Happy Jack XOX
Cunningham Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 9:52 AM
We have a beer over here called john smiths
Ellison Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 10:02 AM
Sounds mysterious... when you get drunk, guess you could blame John!!!
Turner Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 8:37 AM
A common name for a common man. Very funny, Jack:)
Ellison Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 9:16 AM
It's definitely a cover-up... probably that Charles Manson guy!!! Cheers, Cap't Daniel!!!
Williams Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 8:18 AM
Wot! You're not the John Smith in your poem going under a pseudo name are you Jack! Maria :(
Ellison Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 9:14 AM
What are you suggesting... my past is CLEAN AS A WHISTLE... except... XOX
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 7:23 AM
Doesn't sound like the John Smith I know... ;p
Ellison Avatar
May 10, 2018 at 7:33 AM
Tell me about YOUR John Smith!!! Does he have a nice body like me??? XOX
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