John Slides Through a Wormhole

John Slides Through a Wormhole

By Elton Camp

Disbelief you must willingly suspend
In order for this fantasy poem to begin

A wormhole, points in time does connect
In an instant move 100 years please expect

John was living a century in our past,
But into the year 2012, he was cast

A passenger plane roared right overhead
John screamed and though he'd be dead

"How can a thing that heavy stay in the sky!
Even more amazing, it seems it can fly."

A sleek car passed for poor John to see
"That thing for sure ain't no Model T."

When a television set he finally saw,
John's mouth gaped open with such awe

To a public library, he then made his way
To see what had happened since his day

World wars, atomic bombs and radar
Showed how the world had come so far

When the president's picture he spied
"A ***** president!  Somebody has lied!"

Gay marriage John then read about
And gave a loud, disbelieving shout

Men on the Moon was next he read
"That's beyond belief," is what he said

The entrance to the wormhole he did seek
"Of this future world, I must never speak."

"It wouldn't do any good & here's why:
Anyone I tell will swear that it's a lie."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 3/15/2012 2:40:00 PM
cute and witty! :)
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Date: 3/14/2012 7:59:00 AM
Good morning ;-) elton very funny work , thank you for sharing your wonderful poem. Have yourself a good one*always~pd"
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Date: 3/14/2012 8:44:00 AM
Thanks. I got 165 reads over night on Scribd.com on this one. Time travel always fascinates though we recognize it's probably impossible. I decided to take a humor approach to the subject. Elton
Date: 3/13/2012 5:23:00 PM
Brava! Elton...nicely done...and I am still having quite a chuckle...Indeed, who can still believe so many things of this era... :) Best wishes to you...hugggss~Deb~
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Date: 3/13/2012 5:26:00 PM
Thanks. It's a good thing wormholes don't exist--or do they! Elton
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