Job Fair WoesXXX

I showed up to a job fair And was unaware of one fact. This one fact lead to my demise, Not to anyone's surprise. I walked up to a company, shook a hand, and gave him my piece; And what he said next did not put me at peace. "Look down, young man, and zip up your pants." I looked down, and what I saw put me in a trance. White boxers exposed through that space - I am just thankful the man showed me grace! I zipped up my pants, shook his hand, and blended back in with the mob. You probably know by now, but I did not get that job.