Jimmy's First Reality Check

WHORELOCK, now that the first round between us is done,
The readers already know that I have already won.
So, tell me, what good would it possibly do
For you to even show up, and go for round two.
You would not even be a worthy sparring partner for me,
Since you do not have the stamina to make it past round three.
But, if you showed up to fight in round four,
I would punish you some more, knocking you to the floor!
There is no way that you would ever survive,
So I would take a step back, toying with you in round five.
I would throw a jab, a hook, and an upper cut into the mix,
Then watch you stumble around the ring in round six.
And, before you close your eyes to get a glimpse of heaven,
I would continue giving you hell all throughout round seven.
I would abuse you just to prove that I am one of the greats,
Battering and beating you up some more in round eight.
I would savor each and every moment in round nine,
As I proclaim to the whole world that victory is mine!
Prior to delivering the knock out blow in round ten,
I would whisper two words in your ear, and those words are..."I WIN!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 3/6/2011 3:31:00 PM
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Date: 3/6/2011 7:59:00 AM
This was just an extra little something that I threw in the mix...JIMBO. I just wanted you to have the opportunity to see how you were doing in this little "contest" of ours. Since we don't have any official judges for this "battle," I am taking it upon myself to keep you in the loop of who is winning (me) and who who is losing (you-all day every day). However, if any of you true fans of competitive, combative slam would like to "chime in," then by all means lend a vote. Just try to be objective
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