Jezebelle the Personal Training Smutsercising Nurse (Part1)

they should have a stand up comic
who talks about what they would do
if they had a record deal
to make one cd
that everyone would benefit from
a cd soo well thought out in its perfection
it would be impossible not to learn from it

it would start out as a man introducing himself as jezebelle
who happens to be a personal trainer
using smutsersize to teach doctors common knowledge
and encourage the military to exercise properly
as well as telling her listeners the dangers of illicit drugs

so go get a racy magazine or book which describes an experience
of a well written fantasy of a private strip show
and then incorperate the messages of proper exercise regimen
healthy foods that should be common knowledge
and of course some really good humour

so lets begin
as you will eventually find out
the storyline is the curse of jesus's sex life and you are the martyr

here are the racist remarks to work with
as jesus travels from place to place in this story
of the discovery of group sex
and the books of lies written about the lies the liars told about other people's lies
being worshipped today you know as religion
and that is just sick, sick, sick, sick

the narator reveals how this began in East India
and there is no way that the people who originator of the mama sutra can be bad
however they stole this idea from jesus
OOOde my ooode yes, i did it, i did it
i gut avay wit it
who wrote the boooook of looove

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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