Jesus, Demon Dispatch

There once was a man who lived in the graves, for many demons had made him their slaves. But when Jesus he met he would never forget this complete stranger, willing to make waves. When no longer the demons could torment to a swine herd, they besought to be sent. Jesus met their request; human herd coalesced all supplying their advice and dissent. To steer clear of more demon disaster, the man pleaded to make Jesus, Master. "Go home," Jesus commends, "with your neighbors be friends - what I need now is a good newscaster."