Jelly Rolls On My Jelly Rolls
I'm a wee bit overweight for sure
But I've got much more to hug
Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls
Just a big fat loveable lug
Honey tried taking a picture of me
Couldn't get me all in one frame
Had to splice two frames together
But she loves me a lot just the same
I'm one big massive son of an elf
Happiness sure turns my crank
There ain't no happier blob around
I've got my dear sweetie to thank
At night I take up most of the bed
Leaving little room for my honey
So we have to cuddle up real close
See this big elf ain't no dummy!
Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls
© Jack Ellison 2012
Obviously I wrote this before going on my current weight loss binge.
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