Jefferson the Wonder Cat

A couple of months ago a new friend came into my life.
He has brought a ton of pleasure to me and my darling wife!
He was named Jefferson by some humane society wag,
But we call him Jeff for short and that will remain his tag!

He's an orange tabby and obviously has no pedigree.
I doubt he's concerned about that and it doesn't bother me.
He is snoozing on my desk as I compose this little ditty.
Jeff is one year old and sometimes is a naughty little kitty!

So far he has managed to spill my coffee cup on the table,
And has been caught pawing and gnawing on the television cable.
I've discovered Christmas tree ornaments behind the couch.
I'm sure Jeff is the guilty party, for that I can surely vouch!

He stalks my computer keyboard for which he has a fixation,
Wreaking havoc when I'm typing causing heaps of consternation!
He's a growing kitty and is eating me out of house and home,
And he growls and hisses when his furry coat I try to comb!

What mischief he will perpetrate next is really hard to gauge!
Mercy, Lord! Surely he'll mellow as he matures with age!
Oh, how innocent he appears when he snuggles on my lap,
As we both settle in my LazyBoy to take our daily map!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Makama Avatar
January 23, 2016 at 12:12 PM
Wisdom and arts hug as twins in between your lines. A wonderful 7
Hinshaw Avatar
January 23, 2016 at 4:47 PM
Thank you, Funom - I cherish your comments and am honored that you consider it a # 7. Best to you - bob h
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January 18, 2016 at 10:51 AM
I am a cat person myself... a calico name of Lucy. She has her moments of indiscretion too! I loved it Bob!! Keith
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January 4, 2016 at 11:54 AM
What a great time the two of you must be having right now. I hope he is as appreciative of you write as we are, but I don't think Jeff can read yet if he's only 1. Happy New Year to all of you, Bob. We'll soon see how our poem went. Old Dan
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January 5, 2016 at 5:42 PM
Jeff is something else! One of the most intelligent cats we have ever had - as I always "say" to him, "you are as curious as a cat!" Anxiously awaiting the outcome of the poem. Take care, Dan
Andresen Avatar
December 30, 2015 at 1:16 PM
- Happy New year 2016, Bob ! - Best wishes and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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December 30, 2015 at 12:14 PM
Bob, You have such a wonderful write..... Happy New Years... Always ~LINDA~
Onclaud Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 2:22 PM
ohh, you certainly delight with this fascinating kitty write, bob...huggs
Gorelick Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 1:51 PM
Love you and your kitty poem..hope the holidays are going well for you ...enjoy your new friend. BG
Allison Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 1:22 PM
Absolutely charming story Robert:-)I would love a cat but am allergic to their fur:-( hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 2:14 PM
Oh I will be renewing my poetic licence next month lol:-) hugs jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 2:13 PM
Thank you, Jan. Actually, he is a pretty well-behaved creature and I used considerable poetic license in writing it. Here's hoping for a great New Year for you and yours - bob
Andresen Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 1:01 PM
- An enjoyable poems :) - Enjoy the rest of Christmas my friend Bob :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Hinshaw Avatar
December 26, 2015 at 2:15 PM
Thank you, Anne Lise. I hope your Christmas with family was a grand affair and the best to you in 2016 and all years beyond - bob
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