Japanese Innovations
Leave it to the Japanese
Always finding ways to please
They figured out just what was missing
A way to do remote French kissing
It’s hooked up to HP or Dell
Though others might just work as well
A box through which a straw protrudes
For when you’re in a kissing mood
And your honey’s not around
Maybe in some other town
With another box at another site
You’re all set for a rousing night
You twirl your straw with your tongue
And the other straw moves; the fun’s begun
You add a bit of Skype to see
Your partner’s face in ecstasy
Researchers even hope to add
Moisture, taste; a textured pad
But if they want to make some dough
There’s one more step they need to go
Record kisses of celebrities
An apt like that will sell with ease
To every stalker, sick-o type
There’s profit there, the time is ripe
So if distance is your nemesis
Get yourself a box like this
Then you and yours this kiss you’ll share
Almost as if you were both there
For innovations such as these
Leave it to the Japanese
5/7/11
I just read this article in PC magazine and had to put pen to paper. This is a real
machine - not a joke.
Copyright © Mike Dailey | Year Posted 2011
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