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Jan's World

When life seems all backed up
with pressers all around
I slip into the bathroom
and let my trousers down
It's private and so quiet
and I like the cool white seat
with my back against the porcelain 
it's quite a soothing treat
Now, once I'm all relaxed
I reach for stuff to read
And somewhere through Jan's poetry
I do my dirty deed
 
They say that Michelangelo saw his sculptures in a block of marble before he started carving---God only knows what Jan sees in a round porcelain bowl to inspirer her to write phoop!   LOL   Jan, God Bess

Copyright © Jerry T Curtis | Year Posted 2017

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Bawa Talwar Date: 5/11/2017 8:16:00 PM never came across such a funny subject for poetry .its marvelous. so informal anybody can relate to it. kindly review my work as ive just joined soup Login to Reply

Gary Bateman Date: 3/29/2017 6:16:00 PM Hello Jerry!! Congrats on POTD for this really humorous write. I know that Jan really loves this one -- as she should!! Cheers and Best, Gary Login to Reply

Eileen Manassian Date: 3/7/2017 9:00:00 PM HA HA HA HA!!! Good one, Jerry. Congrats on this making it as POTD. Jan is an inspiration to all...and that's all I will say! Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 4/2/2017 6:49:00 AM Thank you Eileen

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/7/2017 3:17:00 AM - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Jerry :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:34:00 AM Thank You Sunshine

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 3/7/2017 12:09:00 AM LOL...love it! Congrats on TPOD! Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:33:00 AM Thanks Ronda

Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2017 6:02:00 PM I am honoured that you have been honoured with poem of the day - it should have been Poem of the year its so darn funny! Many congrats jerry Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:32:00 AM Jan Thank you again ----Jan The only honor I really enjoy is when I hear you have peed you pants---lol

Agnes Krampe Date: 3/6/2017 1:04:00 PM What an unusual tribute - I am sure Jan will smile at this :) Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:29:00 AM Thank you Agnes, I will take that as a complement---Unusual Tribute to and Unusual Lady

Darren White Date: 3/6/2017 12:46:00 PM Aaahhhh, this made me laugh so hard! Jan inspires so many people to dirty deeds hahaha. I love this. Wonderful PotD, best tribute ever Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2017 4:31:00 PM You saying my poems are poop or are just fit to be read on the loo Darren - woohoooo lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:35:00 AM Thank you very much Darren--yeah Jan is great

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 3/6/2017 9:42:00 AM Back to congrat! ;) xomo Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:36:00 AM Thanks again MM xoxo back at you

Charlie Smith Date: 3/6/2017 6:40:00 AM A fitting tribute and quite an appropriate way to start the day, congratulations Jerry on POTD honors. I feel relieved... Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:38:00 AM Thanks Charlie You can go now----just kidding

Alexis Y. Date: 3/6/2017 5:15:00 AM Lol! This is funny! Congratulations on getting the poem of the day:-)Alexis Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 3/5/2017 10:48:00 AM Oh a fabulous dedication write! Lol ;) Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:23:00 AM Thanks Maureen we are so lucky to have Jan in the soup with us.

Tim Smith Date: 3/5/2017 8:20:00 AM Very sweet...you were a handsome boy Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/7/2017 5:21:00 AM Thanks Timmy but I'm the weird looking kid in the tub---just kidding---Thanks for your comment Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2017 9:13:00 AM It's not called the reading room for nothing lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2017 7:13:00 AM Oh my word Jerry - laugh I think I'm going to have to start wearing a nappy lol - I am delighted my poop inspired you to write a blockbuster! Adding this to my faves its hilarious thank you:-) Hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2017 9:31:00 AM I now have a rhinestone crown from Flo - I must make sure I wear it in the throne room lol:-) hugs Jan xx