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Jack's Beard

Had a beard since nineteen sixty-two Hate to think what's underneath Might even be a family of boat people Maybe an old Christmas wreath Heard that it's even quite possible Animals have been known to survive In the depth of my hairy countenance Where they multiply and thrive Haven't felt much movement lately Though sometimes I feel a twinge Perhaps whatever is living in there May have gone on a drunken binge Bottom line is I'll still have this beard When they lower me into the ground Don't dare shave it off for fear little beasties Will leap out and scurry around © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 3/31/2018 3:21:00 AM
Your beard is part of your identity, part of your character. Such a cute little poem. Make sure to drop some crumbs every once in a while for the little dwellers under there! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/31/2018 5:54:00 AM
I do but not intentionally... it's age!!! XOX
Date: 10/28/2012 9:39:00 PM
Bravo! Before the chemo my dad had a beautiful beard like yours... At this point everyone has gone a scurrying....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/29/2012 5:04:00 AM
Got everything crossed for your dad's speedy and complete recovery, dear Carol! Big hugs, Jack xox
Date: 10/28/2012 8:16:00 PM
It looks nice on you. It serves as a filter too when you drink. May be oneday it acquires some mysterious powers also, very funny and enjoyable write, Hugs!! Jag
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/29/2012 5:03:00 AM
Like the "filter" thing! LOL You are very kind my friend... thanks a bunch! Love and hugs, Jack
Date: 10/28/2012 8:03:00 PM
Funny stuff here. Keep me smiling Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/29/2012 5:01:00 AM
Glad you got a kick out of it Jon... cheers, Jack
Date: 10/28/2012 6:01:00 PM
funny, funny, funny
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 6:08:00 PM
Thank you, thank you, thank you, my dear Vesna! Hugs from Canada! xox
Date: 10/28/2012 5:02:00 PM
It's too funny, Jack. You do look good with a beard so don't shave it off. Some people do. You can be a Santa Claus. Love ya, Toquyen
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 6:06:00 PM
I was actually the Santa at our local Grandchildren's Christmas Party a few years ago! Some of the kiddies were sure I was the real guy! LOL Hugs, Santa xox
Date: 10/28/2012 4:16:00 PM
hahaha, wonderful funny write Jack, enjoyed reading, love elizabeth
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 6:03:00 PM
So happy you liked it Elizabeth! Big hugs and much love, Jack xxx
Date: 10/28/2012 12:16:00 PM
Smilin' Jack! Thanks for commenting on my latest post....sometimes i just gotta get these demons that bother the crap oughta me...out...jimbo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 12:40:00 PM
Found it extremely interesting my friend! Scary stuff... thanks for dropping by!
Date: 10/28/2012 11:46:00 AM
Just don't grow it any long than "Harriet" did, or you may disappear too;) Even Jack's beard has stories to tell! Funny! Can't imagine you without it, Jolly Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 12:37:00 PM
Me too! Not a pretty sight! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 10/28/2012 8:43:00 AM
Awesome clever one here. Love your humor, Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 9:45:00 AM
Thank you Andrea... LOL Big huggeroonies, Jack
Date: 10/28/2012 8:26:00 AM
Sticking ..... lol .... All "other" should be smooth shaved today ..... Have a nice Sunday. - oxox / / huggs .... Anne-Lise :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 9:48:00 AM
Shaved it off once... NOT a pretty sight! LOL Hugs, Jack
Date: 10/28/2012 7:52:00 AM
I can relate , I have had a mostach since 16 much to my mothers initial disgust. I have only been without it a couple of times. It feels strange cold when I touch my lip. I also don't recognize my face without it.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 10/28/2012 6:07:00 PM
You inspired me to write about my own facial hair.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 8:03:00 AM
Almost of my friends and family have never seen or don't remember me without one. If I shaved it off now, I would lose my identity!
Date: 10/28/2012 7:32:00 AM
Nahhh leave it my friend.... May do one for the cold months ahead... good write my friend... Michael
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 7:35:00 AM
Not much chance of shaving it off at this late stage in life! It's like an old friend! Besides, people would pass me in the street and not recognize me! LOL Thanks again Michael! Cheers!
Date: 10/28/2012 6:29:00 AM
Beards fascinate me but never kissed a man with one.(gonna have to rectify that) I always think men are hiding behind them for some reason but then again if you have a menagerie in there it would be cruel to shave it off. xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2012 6:37:00 AM
Menagerie... LOL! Shaved it off once in 1972... nearly passed out from fright! Not pretty!

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