Jack the Jester

Jack the Jester some people call me Quite hard living up to at times But if you keep reading, I'll write some sillies To help you forget winter's signs Join the army... visit exotic places Meet strange people, then kill them I'd really like to help you out, dear friend Which way did you come in They say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder A truer word was never uttered It's amazing I can still come up with these gems My poor brain is really cluttered To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing This one sure gave me a giggle It's good we have this fancy computer thingy You'd never decipher my squiggles You laugh because you think I'm different I laugh because I just farted Change is good but dollars are much better Now do you see what you started © Jack Ellison 2014
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Burd Avatar
March 4, 2014 at 2:09 PM
Hello, my old friend-Just heard from Carol Eastman. I've been off the site for a while, need to refocus on my writing! Love your whit! I miss reading it every day! Thanks for being you! Hope to post again! Sue
Ellison Avatar
March 4, 2014 at 2:23 PM
YEEHAW! Susan, Susan, Susan! Great to hear you're going to be getting back to writing... I will be watching for you dear friend from the past! Carol comments on every single one of my poems... she never misses! Whatta sweetie! Loving hugs, Jack XOXOX
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February 24, 2014 at 8:16 AM
Dragon thinks beauty's in the eye of those who behold him, but his mind is definitely cluttered by the bling of those bedazzled gems!... To Dragon Change may be good, but bedazzles are way better still! Now see what you started! It's another Dragon attack! Beware our 'Jack the Jester' for Dragon gobbles up... words like they're a snack! Sorry I wasn't here yesterday. Grandpa Troll helped me out of the Grocery store. I had a passing out attack. Don't worry, It's better than 'a passing on' attack!
Ellison Avatar
February 24, 2014 at 10:43 AM
"I had a passing out attack" Was this true? Take care my dearest Carol... loving hugs, Jack XOXOX
Allison Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Hi Jack sounds you and my hubby have the same problem his writing looks like a spider ran over the page lol thank heavens for computers. Another fab write my dear brother made me smile as ever but also think about the horror of war Jan x
Ellison Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 5:19 PM
Methinks I shouldn't have included the first two lines of the second stanza! Oh well! "like a spider ran over the page"... I used to have pretty good penmanship! Then I got old! Love ya girl! Big hugs, Jack XOXOX
Enriquez Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 8:29 AM
Dear Jack: behind the amusement is a very serious man. Good jest. you hold a secret to a happy life, my friend: wit and laughter! good for you. Leon
Ellison Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 8:58 AM
"behind the amusement is a very serious man" WOW! You nailed me, my friend! This silliness is just a front! LOL
Sivey Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 7:25 AM
Yee-Haw, look at the wheels turning within that fine little head of yours! You have begun the sillies once again my friend, how fun this will be! Actually I really loved reading this last stanza the best, it brought to me the greatest chuckle this morning! What a harmonious piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
February 23, 2014 at 7:29 AM
Have you noticed I kinda get off on potty humour! LOL
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