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Jack In a Tutu

Have you ever seen Jack in a tutu?
It is not an inspiring sight
His thundering, blundering torso
Can give most ladies a fright!

He thinks he's just so appealing
Can't see why they cringe and recoil
Thinks he's God's gift to women
More like a weighty gargoyle!

He's got a genuine happy heart
Too bad he looks like a blimp
It is hard to avoid staring at Jack
With body hair resembling a chimp!

We haven't the heart to tell him why
The girls all giggle and choke
When he prances around in his tutu
He's an outright comical bloke!

Have you ever seen Jack in a tutu?
A sight you won't forget if you had
This huge abundance of body mass
Jiggling up and down when he's glad!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 6/3/2015 5:22:00 AM
Dear goodness Jack. You haven't changed one bit! Hilarious! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/3/2015 6:58:00 AM
Sorry, I've torn up all the pictures!!! Actually with my beard, it sure made a delightful image! Huggsies, Jack xxx
Date: 8/15/2012 5:13:00 AM
A good laugh prolongs life.....lol....lol... I believe now I get a ...L....O...N....G... life.... - oxox big huggs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/15/2012 6:24:00 AM
Jack's being really silly today, eh!!! Laugh and giggle till you piddle... that's the code I live by! LOL Much love and big big hugs, Jack xxxxxxxx
Date: 8/14/2012 8:50:00 PM
Love it, its 4am I am feeling miserable with no sleep, this has cheered me no end .Thank you Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/15/2012 4:43:00 AM
"this has cheered me no end"... great to hear, dear friend! Always glad to help! LOL Thanks for your cheery words... love and hugs, Jack xxxxxxx

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