It's Poop Jim But Not As We Know It

To boldly poop where no one’s pooped before, it is the saying we all adore Yet on Star Trek where do they poop, which deck for them jumps through that hoop? When visiting Klingons feel the need, where escorted to plant their seed? And when beaming down to search and go, “It’s poop Jim but not as we know ” Says Jim the captain,” I think your’e right, bones ask the nurse to keep that tight” But if the Enterprise’s plumbing thumps, how do the crew take their dumps? Perhaps in hindsight safe to say, they use the transporter and save the day So light years hence, when nature calls, and number twos call star ship crews to spend a penny in the stars, a new convenience built on Mars? For Poop contest 30/7/15