It's Poop Jim But Not As We Know It

To boldly poop where no one’s  pooped before,
it is the saying we all adore

Yet on Star Trek where do they poop,
which deck for them jumps through
that hoop?
 
When visiting  Klingons feel the need,
where escorted to plant their seed?

And when beaming down to search and go,
“It’s poop Jim but not as we know ”

Says Jim the captain,” I think your’e right,
bones ask the nurse to keep that tight”

But if the Enterprise’s plumbing thumps,
how do the crew take their dumps?

Perhaps in hindsight safe to say, they use 
the transporter and save the day

So light years hence, when nature calls, 
and number twos call star ship crews 
to spend a penny in the stars, a new
convenience built on Mars?


For Poop contest 30/7/15
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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September 27, 2015 at 9:36 AM
This is so funny and I'm a huge fan of Stark Trek! Congrats on your win! P.S. love your new picture!
A  Avatar
September 24, 2015 at 11:49 AM
Peter, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT
Wigley Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 1:57 AM
Bright, offbeat, witty,Pete. Congrats, Viv
A. Sharma Avatar
September 22, 2015 at 12:26 AM
Congrats on ur very witty winning write Peter!
Ellison Avatar
August 3, 2015 at 7:51 AM
You've got a good shot at it my friend! LOL
Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
August 3, 2015 at 4:15 AM
Peter, you sure know how to tickle me with your poem!! smiles from me!~Olive Eloisa =')
Dietrich Avatar
August 1, 2015 at 11:45 PM
oh wow, your take on the contest was SO inventive. Really, one of the best!!
Pinet Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 11:52 AM
This jerks at our funny bone in innocent fun. You have fun with this piece from start to finish and it brings a smile to my day. It allows time to lighten the mind and just have some fun with words and thoughts without the weight of a mission statement. Emile. #7
Johannes Avatar
July 30, 2015 at 12:12 PM
Peter, great Star Trek poem. I also did one on Porthos, Capt. Archer's dog for the poop contest.
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