Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

It's Pick On Santa Season

It's "Pick on Santa Season."  Have a go
Making fun of him peeing in the snow
He's a red-faced fellow
When it changes to yellow
He tries to distract folks with, "HO HO HO!"

Santa Claus loves good little girls and boys
Having his elves build them fantastic toys
He eats lots of cookies
Bets horses with bookies
But smooching ladies, he mostly enjoys

Santa won't be driving his sleigh this year
"His butt weighs too much," complained the reindeer
Look at that fat belly
From eating' at the deli
Then washing' it down with beer after beer

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Joanna Daniel November 30, 2022 at 1:51 AM Santa cannot compete with you, Jenna, you surely win:) fun ones:)

Darlene De Beaulieu November 28, 2022 at 3:13 PM Hello Jenna, Santa should know better. He has to make his rounds to deliver the toys. for Christmas. Hugs. Darlene De Beaulieu November 29, 2022 at 10:41 AM Hello Jenna, I do think you are right. Hugs. Darlene Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 5:28 AM Hi Darlene. I kind think Santa has his own agenda. Thanks.

Terry Flood November 28, 2022 at 3:09 PM When Santa retires, I’m up for his job. Good fun limericks, Jenna. Terry Terry Flood November 29, 2022 at 11:45 AM I’ve erm… had something to say on the matter (Santa-cide). Terry Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 5:27 AM Hi Terry, I just read Tom's latest Santa bash and I think he killed him off, so the job is yours! Thanks.

Tom Cunningham November 28, 2022 at 2:22 PM Ho ho ho, naughty santa lol. When you gotta go you gotta go ho ho Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 5:27 AM and he went. I just read yours and loved it. Let's keep bashing!

L Milton Hankins November 28, 2022 at 1:41 PM Ho! Ho! Ho! Away we go! Love these, Jenna. Jenna Logan November 29, 2022 at 5:26 AM Thanks, Milt. I think I may write more. Tom has taken up the idea.