Its Not Easy Being Me

IT’S NOT EASY BEING ME I’M THREE I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY SINGLE MOTHER MARY WHY I DIDN’T WANT TO CHANGE OUT OF MY PINK PJs JUST NOW IT’S A MATTER OF SELF EXPRESSION IN A POST MODERN SOCIETY AND THE IMPORTANCE OF PINK IN MY LIFE AT THIS TIME IT’S KIND OF A FASHION STATEMENT ALL THE GUYS WEAR THEM HER GENERATION JUST DOESN’T UNDERSTAND US BUT I DID THANK HER FOR THINKING ABOUT ME I HAVE TRIED MY BEST TO BE SENSITIVE TO HER FEELINGS I ASKED MYSELF WHAT WOULD DR. FREUD DO IN MY POSITION I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE HER WITH ANY PERMANENT SCARS IN HER SUBCONSCIOUS DID I MENTION THAT SHE’S ONLY SIXTEEN AND A TEENAGE QUEEN THAT SHE HAS HEART TATTOO ABOVE THE CRACK IN HER ASS WITH THE NAME OF SOME GUY JOHN INSCRIBED IN IT THAT JOHN’S GONE THAT WE ARE ON WELFARE AND THAT I THINK SHES GOING THROUGH SOME MAJOR CHANGES IN HER LIFE OR THAT I THINK SHE’S JUST PERFECT AND THAT I WANT TO GROW UP AND BE JUST LIKE HER