It's Not a Chilly Dog

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I demanded a refund, I made myself look silly.
The Hot dog vendor said that thinking is not one of my strong points.
Back in the 1960s I guess that it was a bad idea to smoke those joints.
If chili dogs are hot, does that mean that hot dogs are cold?
Maybe I'm suffering from senility because I'm pretty damn old.

(This is a fictional poem)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Wilson Avatar
November 26, 2014 at 7:42 PM
In your poem I tasted haute dogs with humor relish! Keep writing!
Allison Avatar
November 26, 2014 at 3:37 PM
enjoyed the humour here Randy:-) hugs jan xx
Meade Avatar
November 26, 2014 at 11:34 AM
I resemble you poem!! It is weird . . . is that weird as in good or weird as in bad, I'm all confused . . . except I did like your poem.
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