It's An Oxymoronic World

I took my kids to the Country "Fair"
Where every price sure was not
Like five dollars for a cup of coke
Seven to ride the tea pot!

My young son fell off the pony ride
So drove off to "Urgent" Care
We spent so long in the waiting room
My mail was delivered there!

This morning went shopping at "Whole" Foods
For our weekly food need list
I couldn't buy a whole cart of food
Sure meat will never be missed.

Then I left to see my relatives
On the "Turn"pike in P-A
I missed my exit and you know what
You can't turn around, no way!!!

This sad oxymoronic nightmare
Happens more often than not
Go to Dollar Store with just a buck
Nothing will cost what you've got!

8/27/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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De Burca Avatar
September 9, 2016 at 9:40 AM
Congrats on you poem in the contest :)
Sergi Avatar
September 8, 2016 at 1:36 PM
Hi Cyndi: beautiful oxymoronic capture. Congratulations!
Allison Avatar
September 8, 2016 at 1:44 AM
Very clever Cindi congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Rockwell Avatar
September 8, 2016 at 4:13 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Hamilton Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 7:11 PM
Loved the no turn on the turnpike, like driving on the parkway, and parking in the driveway, go figure! Great write and a great win!
Rockwell Avatar
September 8, 2016 at 9:02 AM
Thanks!
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 6:27 PM
Cindi, this was a great entry! Congratulations on your third placement! 7 ; )
Rockwell Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 6:42 PM
Thanks!
Dietrich Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 3:26 PM
very very clever, and big congrats to you. I loved this.
Rockwell Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 6:43 PM
Thanks Andrea!
Haight Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 1:42 PM
Clever approach to the theme, Cindi! Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on your podium win! Hugs, Sandra
Rockwell Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 6:43 PM
Thanks so much!
Scars Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 1:14 PM
lol! congrats on your placement Cindi! :)-luloo
Rockwell Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 6:44 PM
Thanks Loo!
Troutman Avatar
August 27, 2016 at 11:42 PM
Oh I can relate, I really enjoyed reading this !
Rockwell Avatar
August 28, 2016 at 8:37 AM
Thank You!!!
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