James Fraser Poet Limerick

It's a Myth, Women Do Like Spiders

The woman who dreamt of a spider
Awoke to find it inside her
With a scream and a yell
she thought, " oh! what the hell"
Eight hands, oh my! what a provider









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Elizabeth Wesley July 25, 2011 at 10:34 AM I like it better when they sit down beside her - inside her is too creepy but the verse is cute none the less.

Wilma Neels July 21, 2011 at 6:03 AM huh uh James, I still don't like 'em even with their eight hands lol :) enjoyed it!! Hope you are okay Mr. Inverness :) x

Poet Destroyer A July 20, 2011 at 8:39 PM oooo yes we do, James,.. enjoyed your poem,, have yourself a wonderful and blessed day,..p.d.

Doris Culverhouse July 20, 2011 at 6:13 PM funny yet creepy....I worry and pray for you my friend. James Fraser July 21, 2011 at 1:26 PM Nobody needs to pray for me as I don't pray for others :)

Amanda Moore July 20, 2011 at 4:06 PM James this is hysterical! Perfect for a limerick you absolutely nailed it!