It would be a wondrous thing If I chanced to see Unicorns of ocean deep Swimming nearby me. Each one with a spiraled tusk Jutting from its jaw, Swimming round about me; oh, I would be in awe! Clicking, squealing, whistling, Swimming in their pod. If I tried to join their group, Would that seem too odd? I could try to click at them With my little tongue. If I whistled, would they think Songs were being sung? Swimming with some narwhals though - It will never be. For I’d freeze so deep beneath That cold Arctic Sea! Written 10/9/15 in the 7/5 Trochee form for the Narwhal Contest of Skat