It Turns Out... I'M Happy

I'm actually happy I took this test online and according to that, I'm happy I printed the results of my "are you happy?" test so I can whip it out in case someone were to protest I am obsessed with these results I can't stop reading that I am spontaneous inquisitive and energetic And apparently, I like to try new things. That explains the promiscuous phase I also have firm grip on reality but I have little tolerance for schedules Hence, I can't get to work on time I can't help it Evidently, I have a deep sense of compassion And I'm good at listening and talking (HUH?) But clearly I am unable to write a poem that rhymes I hope that won't negate all the above because I was sounding so perfect I am a EXPLOYER/NEGOTIATOR meaning I will do anything then do anything to get myself out of the mess I made doing ANYTHING I need to careful though I could easily be SO MENTALLY FLEXIBLE that I could appear to be indecisive and unpredictable and I need to focus on one thing at a time So if you happen to run into me please proceed with caution I am charismatic agreeable and adaptable and able to convince you that I am just like you I wish I were me..... And I cannot tolerate boredom. That part is true.