It May Not Be True

Everybody keeps asking me, “Hey Jerry.” Are all the things you write about really true. ‘Cause they find it pretty hard to believe, I’ve done all of the things I say I do. If I really did all I said I have then by my calculations it appears That it would cost about ten million bucks and I would have to live two hundred years I will say there are some things I’ve written that are based upon some facts that are true As to which ones are real and which ones not I will leave that decision up to you I can say life has all manner of things happy and sad - good and bad - false and true The best thing about anything I write Is when I’m allowed to share them with you