It Happened To Santa

An Elf was mad at Santa; he fed all the Reindeer Exlax What I’m about to tell you now, is really just the facts When Santa went for his test run, runs he did get He wanted to wipe his face, he needed something wet When Santa blew his horn, a Reindeer also blew What’s now on his face, is usually on his shoe Now his cheeks aren't so rosy and his white beard is brown He couldn’t make them stop; Santa almost drown