It Happened To Santa

An Elf was mad at Santa; he fed all the Reindeer Exlax

What I’m about to tell you now, is really just the facts

When Santa went for his test run, runs he did get

He wanted to wipe his face, he needed something wet

When Santa blew his horn, a Reindeer also blew

What’s now on his face, is usually on his shoe

Now his cheeks aren't so rosy and his white beard is brown 

He couldn’t make them stop; Santa almost drown
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
December 24, 2015 at 6:49 AM
Ha ha great one Mack:-) hugs jan xx
Toler Avatar
February 12, 2016 at 3:01 AM
Thank you
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