Is Pizza a Breakfast Food

Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is! It'll soon be on IHOP's menu They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict” Topped with a sweet syrupy goo! If you haven't tried it, don't go “eeeew” It'll put hair on your chest for sure You ladies will need a depilatory cream For us guys, it'll add to our allure Bacon Temptation Omelette's a favourite But when served on a pizza crust It'll be one of IHOP's popular items Pizza flavoured hash browns are a must There's no accounting for people's tastes Elsewhere, they must think we're nuts Pizza is a real staple where we live Probably why we have such big guts Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is! The yummiest breakfast food going With bacon and eggs and pizza sauce My love for this dish is overflowing! ©Jack Ellison 2012