Is Pizza a Breakfast Food

Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is!
It'll soon be on IHOP's menu
They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict”
Topped with a sweet syrupy goo!

If you haven't tried it, don't go “eeeew”
It'll put hair on your chest for sure
You ladies will need a depilatory cream
For us guys, it'll add to our allure

Bacon Temptation Omelette's a favourite
But when served on a pizza crust
It'll be one of IHOP's popular items
Pizza flavoured hash browns are a must

There's no accounting for people's tastes
Elsewhere, they must think we're nuts
Pizza is a real staple where we live
Probably why we have such big guts

Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is!
The yummiest breakfast food going
With bacon and eggs and pizza sauce
My love for this dish is overflowing!

©Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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January 28, 2018 at 3:22 PM
No pizza is not lol...
Ellison Avatar
January 28, 2018 at 3:40 PM
Everyone to their own taste My dear friend! We don't all wear the same brand of bras do we???
Breidenthal Avatar
August 20, 2016 at 4:05 PM
I'm a big pizza fan too. Pizza flavored hash browns sounds super yum! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2016 at 8:16 AM
"Pizza flavoured hash browns sounds" LOL Weird mind eh? xxx
Pettit Avatar
August 24, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Nobody will admit it, but many have started their mornings with the last few cold slices left over from the previous night. Good amusing write here.
Ellison Avatar
August 24, 2012 at 4:15 PM
You sure have that right my friend! Thanks Robert... have a good one, Jack
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