Interview With The Wind

Interviewer : The poet Todays Guest : The wind. Good morning viewers, this is my guest, the wind. Please offer a warm welcome. Wind, you have made quite a name for yourself in the media. Would you agree you have a Bi-Polar personality ? I am sure I always perform at my best, no matter which polar region I blow. You have been described as a destructive force, what would you say to that? Only when affected by nature and her flighty ways of creating warm air currents that rile me. You must admit mostly I am admired for my gentle cooling winds. There has been bad publicity from firefighters who say you are their worst enemy. How would you respond to this? Well yes I do help spread fires wonderfully well, and that keeps the firefighters employed. Ladies wearing dresses and skirts don’t have many good things to say about you. Ah but for the ladies I can carry their scent for miles. Surely that counts for something. Is it true that you have been seen in the company of thunderstorms? Umm well, yes but its purely platonic we are just good friends. Is there any truth to the rumor that you have accompanied hail on occasions? Yes another dear friend, although she can be quite cold hearted. Is the accusation that you are causing a resounding amount of erosion, true? Umm I find that accusation most incriminating ! The interview is ended. (Wind wafted away) Well viewers, it seems the answer to that one is just blowing in the wind. Thank you and God Bless.