Interview With My Narcissist

I need to know if you have seen or heard anything from me or about me that would cause you to hesitate to hire me full-time for the next sex worker and spiritual director and financial co-investor position Opening up on your personal and political empowerment team. I would also like to know if you have seen and heard, tasted and smelled, felt and touched anything positive compelling engaging about me That would discourage you from firing me from my current part-time position enabling your fears of losing me to some better bigger more powerful, possibly even somewhat more enlightened and less angry, narcissist.