Internet Relationships Don'T Do It Trust Me, I Know
Here we go again,
Another story of love’s pain
I met a girl on the internet
The things she said just made me sweat
We been doing it for 6 months now
And ever time has been mmmm…. Wow
Until it happened one day
Just after a bit of you know play
Me loins were burning as if on fire
Not because of her fuelling desire
No! Burning, I was in pain
Me bit tripled in size, how do I explain?
This! to my wife Jane?
I got on the chats and shouted at her,
“You two faced, low down, dirty little, saboteur.”
“At birth they should have strangled you with the umbilical cord,”
“You probably had more pr—ks than a second hand dart board.”
I was wrath and not holding back,
I would give her a piece of my mind before giving her the sack.
Then she said, “ It’s not me, it your fault for being in a hurry,”
“You didn’t wash your hands and the burning is the remnants of your curry.”
“So it’s not me to blame but you are the one,”
“This is an internet relationship and you pulling your todger, spoiled the fun.”
“We would had not know each other until this day,”
“You had a fantasy girl and my relationship was gay.”
“Now we can’t go on because I am your lodger.”
I said “WHA THE F—K!, I'LL KILL YOU, ROGER?”
Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2010
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