Intelligent Design

You claim to be on top of everything, if someone has done it, you have done it better When it was cold, you said you knitted the entire workforce sweaters You sweep most people under the rug You are member of the Menza's exclusive club You tell Miss Betty why she was left behind Only the best were selected, part of the intelligent design You tell me I am dumb as a man can come But according to you I am not the only one You always have to make people feel insecure Then you wonder why when you approach they all steer clear I am wondering all the bridges you burn, is it worth the cost You live by the saying a rolling stone gathers no moss You try to be perfect as Miss 5-2-9 You and your family are the foundation of intelligent design You always feel the need to shine You tell everyone you are the top of the line You are the main attraction at the show You can always tell everyone what they don't know If I conquered a hill, there are ten mountains you have climbed You will always claim it's intelligent design